1. I've never been tagged before and I hope that I'm just supposed to say 20 things about myself; otherwise, I'm screwed.
2. I can be a very violent person. For example, I gave Paul a bloody nose. I hit Mike Yue over the eye with one of my crutches. I am very sorry, Mike. Paul, you deserved that
3. I love animals to the point of insanity.
4. I actually am insane.
5. Many of my friends are as insane as I.
6. I am a natural suckup to teachers and other adults. It helps my grades. Mr. Borde just looks at five pages of useless crap and gives me a check-plus.
7. I tutor music theory.
8. I once inhaled five balloons worth of helium. My voice stayed the same and my head felt funny.
9. I am chronically ill. Most of my friends ignore this, or help me. Paul tells me to suck it up.
10. I am a total klutz.
11. I do not abuse drugs. They did nothing to me, so I refuse to abuse them. I will not have anything to do with them.
12. I live for music.
13. I am a grammar freak. Grammatical errors annoy me.
14. I have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Little things annoy me.
15. I am addicted to sugar and caffeine.
16. I am an insomniac.
17. I actually like school.
18. I am very odd.
19. I have no sense of time.
20. I ought to be doing my homework right now.

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